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Kids say the darndest things.
Careful. Say something ridiculous, and your conversation might be next.
December 15, 2006
Technical analysis of the film Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.
ThinkComp: LOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
ThinkComp: LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
ThinkComp: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ThinkComp: LOT
ThinkComp: LLLLLLLL
ThinkComp: OOOOOOO
ThinkComp: TRRRRRRRRR
Sabeelr: whoa there
Sabeelr: heh
ThinkComp: it's the theme
Sabeelr: ?
ThinkComp: with each note as a different letter in LOTR in succession
ThinkComp: try singing it
ThinkComp: using the above guide :-)
Sabeelr: uh
Sabeelr: i thnk we're thinkign of different themes
ThinkComp: nope
ThinkComp: the lotr theme!
Sabeelr: there are a few that fit that bill...
ThinkComp: doooo dooo dooo
ThinkComp: dododooooooo dooooo
ThinkComp: dododo
ThinkComp: dooooo
ThinkComp: dododoooooo
ThinkComp: do do!
Sabeelr: no i think you've got some extra notes there
Sabeelr: it shoud be
ThinkComp: nope
Sabeelr: doooooo doooooo
Sabeelr: dodo dooooooooo
Sabeelr: dododoooo
Sabeelr: dododooo
Sabeelr: dododooo
Sabeelr: dodo
Sabeelr: (repeat)
ThinkComp: what?!
ThinkComp: no way
ThinkComp: hehehe
Sabeelr: wow this is ridiculous
ThinkComp: i will prove it to you in the land 'o' n'york
ThinkComp: but probably we're just thinking of completely different themes
[ThinkComp is magically and by legally ambiguous means able to hear Sabeelr's theme in digital format.]
ThinkComp: heh now the ring goes west
Sabeelr: skip athead to
Sabeelr: 1:10 in the track
Sabeelr: er
Sabeelr: 1:13
Sabeelr: thats the lotr theme
ThinkComp: yeah that's a totally different theme than the one i was singing
ThinkComp: :-)
Sabeelr: or at least the one i was thikng of
Sabeelr: hahaha
Sabeelr: i knew it!
ThinkComp: hence the discrepancy
ThinkComp: but see you should be able to figure out my theme
ThinkComp: based on the precise dooo placement!
Sabeelr: your one is the one that srats at 0:48?
ThinkComp: hmm
ThinkComp: nooooo
ThinkComp: that's the lame shire theme
Sabeelr: hah ok
ThinkComp: mine is the awesome horsey theme
Sabeelr: oh dude
Sabeelr: man
Sabeelr: thats the minas tirith / gondor theme
ThinkComp: YES
ThinkComp: becuase tha'ts what i'm watching!
Sabeelr: and further its a VARIANT of the theme
Sabeelr: oh
Sabeelr: you're watching it NOW
ThinkComp: it's not a variant
ThinkComp: I'm not on your time zone!
Sabeelr: gandalf just rode into MT?
ThinkComp: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sabeelr: sweeeeeeet
Sabeelr: oh
Sabeelr: right
ThinkComp: no, that was bout 45 minutes ago
ThinkComp: :-)
ThinkComp: delayed reaction
ThinkComp: that's the last theme in aaron's short-term memory
Sabeelr: so aragorn is now about to leave for the paths of the dead
ThinkComp: uhhh
ThinkComp: maybe
ThinkComp: we got some rohan king stuff goign on
ThinkComp: now some icicles
Sabeelr: with eowyn?
ThinkComp: maybe
ThinkComp: that lady
ThinkComp: you know
Sabeelr: yeah, eowyn
Sabeelr: the blonde
ThinkComp: now gimli be goin' places
ThinkComp: with cooldude
Sabeelr: you mean legolas
ThinkComp: i take pride in using precise technical terms :-)
ThinkComp: yes
ThinkComp: legolandman
Sabeelr: (thi sis the most hilarious lotr commentary ever btw)
June 23, 2005
Sabeel, on his wedding aniversary.
Sabeelr: Hey, I'd be happy to get a BudgetCard Card Co. card!
June 20, 2005
Susan finds her true love.
LisaSimpson9983 (9:35:10 PM): BATMAN GOT GREAT REVIEWS
CHRISTIAN BALE= SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
LisaSimpson9983 signed off at 9:35:14 PM.
Somewhere in June, 2005...
Metin, inquiring about spyware's presence on Microsoft Windows.
PalaeolithicChap: how does ythe crapola get on
ThinkComp: ask bill gates
ThinkComp: he designed it
PalaeolithicChap: that f@#$ nut jerko
January 1, 2005
A New Year's Greeting.
ThinkComp: may joy come to you in this year of zeroes, twos and fives
BRosen602: danke, likewise
ThinkComp: may your goats be plentiful
ThinkComp: and your bananas yellow
ThinkComp: may the constellations glow bright like the stars.
BRosen602: interesting sentiment
ThinkComp: sabeel also offers his wishes for your sheep to be well in the following pi * slightly more than 1.1 days.
BRosen602: wo you people must have hit the sauce
October 12, 2004
Metin at his best.
PalaeolithicChap: Ok, I am going to strip naked and smear myself with glue because the sox are losing - I feel this may help them
ThinkComp: uhhh
PalaeolithicChap: BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE
June 14, 2004
Speaks for itself.
akennedykelly: you like her BALD?
Sabeelr: ok first off, i dont like her to begin with
Sabeelr: but while she was bald at least i could be like, "she's alright, for a bald yugoslavian alien"
March 13, 2004
I have no idea what elicited this response. Brad's a, how you say, weirdo.
BRosen602: don't be dissing camptain planet , he wears blue spandex and has green hair
Later...
BRosen602: captain not camptain
ThinkComp: hey, i copied and pasted.
BRosen602: i know but make me look less illiterate
BRosen602: than i really am
March 7, 2004
In response to Sabeel's away message, "when i grow up i want to be a vorlon:"
PalaeolithicChap: When I grow up I want to be a moron
January 26, 2004
Me, on crack, offending people. (It was after finals were over, give me a break!)
PalaeolithicChap: wow, of all the people to get online speaking incorrect, you are not the person I imagined. The proper technique is "How YOU doin'?"
ThinkComp: i'm sorry
ThinkComp: HOW you doIN?
ThinkComp: respect my AUTHORITA
PalaeolithicChap: We can never speak again
PalaeolithicChap: Good bye
PalaeolithicChap signed off at 11:06:56 PM.
January 17, 2004
Brad, who does not understand why Aaron has suddenly begun speaking like an unacquainted immigrant:
ThinkComp: shalomThinkComp: what the deal is?
ThinkComp: for tonight?
ThinkComp: with movie.
BRosen602 signed off at 6:31:43 PM.
September 25, 2003
Arianna, who works too hard and sleeps too little:
ThinkComp: NAP
akennedykelly: no
ThinkComp: NAP
ThinkComp: oo
ThinkComp: another example of how we are both incredibly stubborn!
ThinkComp: :-D
akennedykelly: quite.
ThinkComp: this is fun
ThinkComp: let's find another
ThinkComp: HELLO
akennedykelly: I do not accept your greeting.
September 1, 2003
Metin, talking about something... Not sure what...
TaungChild1924: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YAY
August 21, 2003
Rodica: pondering world religion, or talking about SEC politics?
rbuzescu: what's going on with the jesus situation
August 10, 2003
Metin, demanding the screennames of hot people on my buddy list:
TaungChild1924: Well first of all I heard that TaungChild1924 is pretty hot
TaungChild1924: So give me some others now
ThinkComp: i don't know whether to call you homosexual or narcissistic
August 2, 2003
Dr. Mathai, world-renoun infectious disease expert:
ThinkComp: i think i got bitten by a spider last night
LisaSimpson9983: :-(
ThinkComp: there is a large bump on my foot
LisaSimpson9983: !!!
LisaSimpson9983: does it itch?
ThinkComp: yeah
ThinkComp: does that mean i have TB? :-)
LisaSimpson9983: no!
LisaSimpson9983: you might be
LisaSimpson9983: spiderman
July 30, 2003
Metin, on why he should be Vice-President of Think Computer Corporation:
TaungChild1924: Plus, if I were Vice President of Think I could take the computer industry into a totally new direction
TaungChild1924: That of the stone
July 25, 2003
Elliott, on this very strange web page:
ThinkComp: jesus!
ThinkComp: what are those nuns doing1
elliott950: whoa, you're right
elliott950: I didn't even look at that
Arianna, man's best friend:
akennedykelly: I'm like a rabid schnauzer
akennedykelly: gggggrrrrrrrrrrrr
July 24, 2003
Sabeel, completely out of context, on his underground life:
Sabeelr: pimpin gets boring after a while
Sabeelr: you konw
Sabeelr: same old, same old
Metin on Seabiscuit:
TaungChild1924: You know what... I am going to admit something
ThinkComp: ok
TaungChild1924: I want to see Seabiscuit
ThinkComp: with tobey macguire?
TaungChild1924: Yup
ThinkComp: who susan's sister really is in love with
ThinkComp: is it supposed tobe goood?
TaungChild1924: She is too!
TaungChild1924: I mean
July 12, 2003
Metin on politics:
TaungChild1924: You know, I don't think I am that conservative any more
TaungChild1924: I was going through various issues in my mind
TaungChild1924: And I didn't really match up with any conservative views
Metin on Terminator 3:
TaungChild1924: I want to be Linda Connor
TaungChild1924: I mean
TaungChild1924: Uhhh
2001-2002
The brilliant, one and only, Wentao Mo.
Aaron: What does [your screenname] mean, Wentao?
Wentao: It means a Robin Hood figure, like a noble thief.
Aaron: Robin Hood Mo!
Wentao: Or, on the other hand, it can be interpreted as "big shrimp."
"Nooo...Don't sleep! You will establish a habit."
—Dr. Wentao on someone who is incredibly tired.
"She just needs chocolate."
—Dr. Wentao on someone with blood loss.
"LONG LIVE THE ICE."
—Wentao's LISP sentence generation software.
"Is it normal to take six shower-times to compile?"
—Wentao, on how long it took to write the above.
"It doesn't clean...Fantastikally."
—Wentao, on a popular American cleaning product.
"I think I should read something during reading period."
—Wentao, on why he is reading "Hannibal" to prepare for exams.
Raluca, also brilliantly unique.
[Given: Raluca is Romanian.]
Nathan: "Does Romania go by another name?"
Aaron: "Umm...Romania?"
Nathan: "They don't have it in their country list."
Aaron: "Umm..."
Nathan: "Oh, wait—I'm looking under 'K'."
Raluca: "He thinks my country has two names, like a whore...[she explains after being met with confusion] If, in my country, I had like a peasant-type name, something like Agripina, the men would not get aroused. Therefore, I would go by [the apparently whorish name of] Suzy. Or Julia."
Who Knows Where The Rest Came From.