Where In the World is Osama bin Laden?
To the tune of "Where In the World is Carmen Sandiego?" by Rockapella (Copyright © 1992 Sean Altman & David Yazbek)
by Aaron Greenspan

Disclaimer: The following is in no way meant to belittle those who have suffered due to the events of September 11. However, it is meant to express sarcasm for the Bush Administration's "war against terrorism." Interpret the rest how you will.

Well he hides around the world in sympathetic Arab nations
From Afghanistan to Libya he's working out his plan
To destroy the U.S. government while Bush loses his patience
Tell me, where in the world is Osama bin Laden?

He made connections for Al Qaeda in Hamburg and Morocco
To wreak havoc on the embassies, New York, and Washington
He's got the most dignified of diplomats sputtering in staccato
Tell me, where in the world is Osama bin Laden?

He goes from Oruzgan to the Taliban to ask for more funding
From one cave to the next cave to Kandahar and back!

Pakistan is up in arms 'cause it can't make up it's mind
It can support the U.S.A. and go against its policy
There's a Holy War a-comin'; Mullah Omar won't be behind
Tell me, where in the world is Osama bin Laden?

Oh, tell me, where in the world is...tell me, where can he be?
Oklahoma, Miami, Kabul, UAE, Boston, Mass., Saudi Arabia, Yemen, or Iraq?

Now that thousands are dead and New York is changed forever
The CIA is on a mission with the NSA and FBI
To find the one man who's behind all of the terror
Tell me, where in the world is Osama bin Laden?