Possibly the worst advertisement ever.

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I didn't really understand this ad when I saw it for the very first time. We were picking up Jeff at Boston's Logan International Airport. It was past midnight, and I was getting slap-happy, as I tend to do when it's late at night and we're at airports. Then I saw this garish, poorly-lit ad for AT&T Wireless, which is also called "mLife." It made no sense. I actually thought it was for food. So then I put two and two together: eat a cell phone! This seemed hysterically funny at the time, especially since I knew that the font was Groschen Bold.
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